Fic: Getting Your First Officer Into Bed, 1/20 | Mirrorverse | NC-17

[ivycross]

Title: Getting Your First Officer Into Bed Takes More Than A Good Game of Chess
Chapter: Been There, Done Him
Author: Ivy Cross
Universe/Series: Mirror!verse
Rating: Eventual NC-17, this chapter though is more PG-13
Relationship status: Pre-slash, Slash, First time,
Word count: ?
Plot: After Marlena leaves the ship, Kirk needs someone new to occupy his time in bed. His new target becomes his first officer, Mr. Spock. After his initial attempt is shot down, Kirk decides that the pursuit will be as much fun as the conquest.
Warnings: None for now but that might change
Additional Pairings: Past Kirk/Marlena
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or any of the characters there in. This story was written for entertainment purposes only
A/N: Written for st_20_fics

"What about her?"

Kirk, from where he sat in the corner of the rec room, turned his head to see who Dr. McCoy was pointing at. He eyed the red head and made a face as he took a sip of his drink.

"Yeah."

McCoy made a hurmph and moved his hand, pointing it towards a handsome young ensign.

"Him?" He raised his brows in question.  Kirk paused and sat up to get a better look.  After only a second he leaned in his chair and nodded.

"Been there, done him." He then took his own finger and started to point out others in the room. "And her, and him and all them over there."

McCoy gave his captain an exasperated look.  Since the captain had finally told Marlena to pack her bags and "get the fuck off his ship," (with her being more than happy to oblige), the doctor now seemed to be settled with the task of entertaining the man.  This night he had hoped to find someone, anyone on board the ship that would take the captain off his hands at least for one night, so he could get some peace and quiet.  It turned out that Kirk had been with just about everyone on the ship, save for himself, Mr. Scott, Mr. Sulu and...

McCoy stopped there. The last person on that list was of course the ship's First Officer, Mr. Spock.  He knew that the captain had tried to get him and the others in his bed with no success, but he had never heard if he had tried to seduce the Vulcan.

"Lemme asked you a question Captain? Is there anyone here who you have not slept with?"

Kirk took another sip of his drink. "Yeah you... and Spock over there." McCoy's followed Kirk's eyes over to the far corner of the room where Mr.  Spock sat playing chess with the computer.   McCoy's face took on a mischievous look as he watched the Vulcan. He turned back to his captain and tried to remain casual as he spoke.

"So, I know why I wouldn't sleep with you, but what's the deal behind Spock?"

Kirk shrugged his shoulders. "No deal. I never pursued him like that." McCoy raised both eyebrows at that.

"Really? Why?" He watched as once again Kirk shrugged.

"Eh, don't know. He seems so stiff and cold all the time. I figure it would be like fucking a corpse, so I never bothered with him."

"Well, maybe you should." McCoy watched Kirk's face twist up in confusion.  "Really? And what fun would that be?"

McCoy picked his drink off the table in front of them and slowly took a drink.  "It could be a lotta fun, Jim. Think about it. Spock would not be an easy catch, so you would have the thrill of the chase and  ship rumor is that he does go both ways, so if you play your cards right you could have him in your bed."

Kirk sorted, rolling his eyes. "Just because I could doesn't mean be I should.  I could get him in my bed tonight, but sex would be boring and mechanical and not worth my time. Speaking of not worth my time, this place is dull. Let's go back to your office and have a drink?"

McCoy panicked. He did not want another night of the captain drinking his bourbon and telling bad jokes.  He brought out the big guns and hoped that Spock wouldn't kill him for it later.

"Well I understand.  Approaching Spock and propositioning him? I could see where that could intimidate you, so if you want we can leave. No worries." McCoy finished off his drink and set the cup down on the table. He stood up and stretched pretending he did not see Kirk's homicidal glare.

"I beg your pardon, doctor?"  McCoy fought to the keep the smile off his face as turned towards Kirk.

"Jim look I get it.  Vuclans are aloof beings and it would only be natural to not want to approach one like that."

Kirk's eyes narrowed. "You think I'm scared?"

"I did not say that. I said..." but McCoy was cut off by Kirk pulling him down to face level.

"What? You don't think I can do it? Let me tell you I could have Spock anytime, anyway I wanted." McCoy's blue eyes met the hazel colored one of his captain and drawled out, "Prove it, Captain."

Kirk instantly let go of McCoy and pushed him away. He stood from the table and smoothing down the front of his vest he moved toward where Spock sat. The Vulcan was unaware of anything else but his chess game, till a shadow passed over his board.

Spock looked up and met the smiling face of his captain.

"Hello Mr. Spock." Kirk's smile widened and alarms went off in Spock's mind

"Captain," he replied. He watched as Kirk sat across from him and pick up a pawn. Kirk eyed it lazily and then turned his attention back to Spock.

"Don't you get tired playing the computer, Spock?" Kirk's voice was so smooth and warm that Spock raised an eyebrow while he mind raced to figure out what his captain wanted from him.

"I find it satisfactory."

Kirk's nose wrinkled at that. "But that is not the same as enjoying it, am I right? Here play a game with me. I'm bit rusty but I sure playing with me would be more fun than play the computer. Who knows you might win, but I doubt it."

Spock narrowed his eyes and his goatee jerked, making Kirk chuckle. "What's a matter, Mr. Spock? Worried that I will win?"

"No. Shall I  set the board then, Captain?" Kirk read the tight pull of Spock mouth and tension around his eyes. He smiled some more as he put the pawn back where he found it knowing that he had the Vulcan where he wanted him.

"Please do."

Later, after several hours of play, Kirk took one of his Knights and with a flick of his wrist used it to topple Spock's king. 

"Checkmate," Kirk said watching Spock's face as the Vulcan did not bothered to hide his surprise.  When Spock realized that his captain was watching him he did straighten his posture and fix his expression.

"Congratulation Captain. I must say that I am surprised at how well you play."

"Well I just happen to do a good number of things well. If you like I show you some of them." Kirk's voice dropped low and Spock's hand froze as he reset the board. There was a moment of silence before Spock let go of the piece in his fingers and placed both hands in his lap.

"I see. I must respectively decline, Captain."  Spock's words surprised Kirk and he scrambled to hold Spock's attention as the Vulcan stood.

"Wait a minute. You don't even know what I was going suggest." 

Spock gave his captain what could only be called "a look" before he said, "I know exactly what you're going to suggest and I must decline your offer. Good night, Captain."

Before Kirk could respond Spock hurried past him and towards the exit. By this time there was hardly anyone else in the rec room to see the rejection but this fact did nothing to soothe Kirk's hurt pride.  He cursed himself for listening to that fool doctor, who was nowhere to seen, and knocked the board and the pieces off the table. 

As he watched the scattered pieces roll on the deck Kirk heard, "Captain?"

He turned to see Spock in the doorway of the room. The expression on his face seemed for second uncertain. "Captain, though I do not wish to engage with you in the manner you desire, I would be interested in playing another game of chess with you tomorrow after shift."

The words hung in the air and Kirk smiled playfully at the Vulcan. "Sure Spock.  Shall we meet here?" Spock nodded and was gone.  Kirk's pulse was racing and he could feel the adrenaline  pumping through his body.  The chase was on. 

Chapter End Notes: Let me know if you notice any mistakes or typos, because this has not been beta read. Cheers and thanks for reading.

Comments

[ariadnechan.livejournal.com]

I really love it!!! Nobody had tell Jim about how close Spock and his double were??

I really want to see how Mirror Kirk wins Spock over, because he is so mistaken, he needs to do more research on vulcans!! And knwing how intelligent Jim always is no matter the universe i'm sure he will end up doing it!

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
Oh I'm sure Mirror kirk has few tricks up his non-existent sleeves.

[tayloz9.livejournal.com]

kirk is a freaking sex machine :D

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Haha. Yeah, he has been around the ship a few times. Ih was a cat someone would have neutered him by now. XD