Fic: It's Beginning To Look Like Trek-mas | TOS, Mirrorverse | G

[ivycross]

Title: It's Beginning To Look Like Trek-mas
Author: Ivy Cross
Universe/Series: TOS/Mirrorverse
Rating:G
Relationship status: Slash
Word count: I have no idea, not many because it's mostly pics
Plot: My Christmas tree is up but it needs a topper. I wonder if either of the captains are up to the task?
Warnings: Not a pure fic, very image heavy and I was uber lazy so I did not re-size and of the images. .
Additional Pairings: N/A
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or any of the characters there in. This story was written for entertainment purposes only.



Lookee! My Christmas tree. Isn't it pretty?


Of course it looks a little bare. It needs a topper. Hmmmm, I wonder what I could use? Wait, I know...


Kirk: "How did we end up here?"
Mirror!Kirk: "It was her!"
Kirk: Oh yes...Her. Any clue how to get down?"
Mirror!Kirk: "I could push you..."
Kirk: "Any constructive ideas?"
Mirror!Kirk: "That wasn't constructive?"
Kirk: *Sigh* "Let's hope the Spocks find us soon."

Later...

Both Spocks: "Captain!!!"
Spock : How did you get up there?"
Mirror!Spock: "James, what did you do?"


Kirk: "She put up here. Apparently we are to be her tree topper for Christmas."
Mirror!Kirk: "What do you mean "what did I do?' I didn't DO anything, Jerk."


Spock: "Her... I see. Don't worry Captain. We will talk to her."
Mirror!Spock: "Indeed. Do not get your panties twisted, James."

Uh Oh! It would seem I have two unhappy Vulcans on my hands. I better hear them out...


Spock: "It would seem that you are using our Captain's as tree decorations?"
Mirror!Spock: "We find this to be unacceptable."
Spock: "You cannot Just use our captains' as tree toppers."

You guys are right. I can't just use your captain's as tree toppers. I must fix this at once....

Later...




Spock:" This is not what I meant..."
Mirror!Spock: "Indeed..."


Mirror!Kirk: "Well you two knuckleheads did tell her not to use just us..."


"Kirk: "Now, now, they tried to reason with her. It would just seem that she found a loophole in their logic. We will just need to find another way down. There is no need to be rude."


Mirror!Spock: "It's quite alright. I am used to James'  hash tone and criticisms."


Kirk: "Awww, you poor thing. He must treat you very badly."


Mirror!Spock: "You are too kind. Indeed he does but I manage..." *Casts what could be seen as a flirty look to Kirk through the branches.*


Spock: "Ahem..."


Mirror!Kirk: "Ahem..."


Kirk: *looking embarrassed* "Right. Like I said we will have to find another way down."
Spock: "Perhaps Doctor McCoy will be along soon and he can assist us."
Kirk: "Perhaps, Spock."
Mirror!Kirk: "I'm still leaning towards pushing you out, especially now."
Mirror!Spock: "Don't be like that James. You're still my captain."
Mirror!Kirk: "Damn straight I am and don't you forget it!"
Kirk: "Bones!!!"
Spock: "Hmmmm, This is going to turn in to what I think most humans would refer to as a "long day."



McCoy: "Now where did those four run off to? I hope I don't find them playing "dress up" again. That was just too weird."
Kirk: "BONES!"


McCoy: "What the...? How did you get up there?"


Kirk:"It doesn't matter, Bones. Just find away to get us down."
Spock:" Sooner rather than later"
Mirror!Kirk:"I could still just shove you, you know."
Kirk: "Hurry, please."

Hmmmm....Maybe I should just go to Wal-Mart and buy a tree topper?

Comments

[elfqueen55.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL!!! AWESOME, I loved it!!! The tree looks great, too! The TOS Kirk looks yummy, cool likeness! Great job, festive and smart! :D

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank you so much!!

[catalenamara.livejournal.com]

Fun! :-D

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

=^_^=
Thanks!

[ariadnechan.livejournal.com]

Yay i love it!

Maybe thesolution willbe put a jim with a spock together so they won't be so nored and Bones as a topper with some good book or an padd so he can see some movies through xmas!!

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Sounds good.
Thanks for stopping by.

[offski.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I'm with ariadnechan.

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

It is a good suggestion...

[mtnhi32.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one with a dirty mind that thinks in the 7 th or so pic down that it should be a green light so strategically placed?

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Bwhahah. Well it wasn't intentional, but since you pointed it out...LOL

[mtnhi32.livejournal.com]

He he...so I'm not the only one...

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

Not any more I'm afraid.

[inu-spockya.livejournal.com]

much fun -- though I have to wonder why our!Spock is weariung Sulu's shirt, hmmm? *evil grin* ah, boys, boys, take it easy, there's plenty for everyone =)

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

It 's all Share and share alike on the Enterprise. LOL
Thanks for reading

[shatfat.livejournal.com]

Wow, love the Mirror Spock flirting with the UFP Kirk, and Bones' comment about dress-up. They look good on the tree.

[ivycross.livejournal.com]

I must say I love your icon.
Thank you so much for your comment. I'm glad you like it.